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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:16
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
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Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Freaks and Cheeks